i swear i’d dress better but i’m poor and fat
I’ve never seen a McDonalds or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.
(Source: isourthewanted)
Dear parents, knocking WHILE you open the door to my bedroom kinda defeats the purpose of knocking. Sincerely, teenagers.
(Source: the-uncool-kid)
my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”




